Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
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If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
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"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
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