No awkward lesbian experiences without me
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
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eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
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I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
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