So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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