google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
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what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
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Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same