I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
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