Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
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