i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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