for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
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Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
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Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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