They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
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I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
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I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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