I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
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two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
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If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
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