Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
Randomize
