I don't think brook has ever known best
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
My liver is preforming stress tests.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
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