doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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