I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
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just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
jump out the window naked night went bad
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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