Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
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