Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
Randomize
