woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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