we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
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I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
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The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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