I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
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Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
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