That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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