You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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