You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
you are never too drunk for berry picking
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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