"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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