I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
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I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
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I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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