we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
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A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
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I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
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