What did we do last night that was yellow?
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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