my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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