At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
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Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
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I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
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