Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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