overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
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I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
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Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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