I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
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After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
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Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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