fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
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I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
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I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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