maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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