i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
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Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
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He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
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