Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
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