what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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