Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
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he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
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Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
Never joke about your clitoris.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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