I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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