Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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