Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
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you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
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totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
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