Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
He uses pillows to masturbate.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
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So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
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He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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