Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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