I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
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