Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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