and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
Randomize
