Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
.......
I'm just looking out for you.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
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