So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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