he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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