Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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