Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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