Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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