I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize
