Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
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I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
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Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
Sorry about my life...
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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