Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
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At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
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Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
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