After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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